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your pop​-​punk secret's safe with me

by Birdcop

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1.
Amanduh 00:57
Amanda You’re tearing up the east coast At well-appointed art shows You’re just so fucking cool, hon Amanda Black hearted queen of Brooklyn When your arthouse friends ain't lookin' Come meet me In the southern sun And on most days the Sunshine State's The kind of place I kinda hate to even think of But in these drunken dives We sing along to every song By bands we’ve never heard of Amanda Your pop-punk secret’s safe with me
2.
Drain all my blood because it's tainted with your love Cut out my brain So my body feels no pain Remove my bones Cause I can't stand up on my own They're cracked and worthless now Remind me how Easily things break Don't take Don't take my heart Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Don't take Don't take my heart Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh There's not much left of me that's functioning, so promise me, yeah Don't take Don't take my heart Extract my lungs, tear out my teeth, pull out my tongue It's the only way To stop the stupid things I say And when it's done Just leave me rotting in the sun I'll be the carrion That carries on O.K. with my decay What if I live? What if I die? Then maybe it's your time Maybe the end of this is only something better Let me keep the only piece that even matters Don't take Don't take my heart Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Don't take Don't take my heart Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh There's not much left of me that's functioning, so promise me, yeah Don't take Don't take my heart
3.
I never thought that you would go I never thought that you would stay Damned if you do either way The bulbs are lightless overhead The fridge is warm, the phone is dead And so’s the fucking microwave It gets so dark when you’re gone Come over, turn my lights on Your love is like a generator I’m so powerless without it Without it My things are in the basement now I live down there beneath the ground It’s where I stay It’s [my new home] The air is damp, it’s hard to breathe No windows here and I can’t see Sit on the concrete floor alone It gets so dark when you’re gone Come over, turn my lights on Your love is like an elevator I am just so low without it Without it Your love is like a respirator I can't stay alive without it Without it Your love is like a generator I’m so powerless without it
4.
The Comedian 02:53
I tell a lot of jokes about Jesus Our deadbeat dad, won’t come to see us I tell a lot of jokes about my ex-wife I got the cat, she got the good life It's cool (It's cool) It's cool (It's fine) It's fine (It's cool) It's cool Ba-ba-da-ba-baa-ba-da-ba-baaa It's cool (It's cool) It's cool (It's fine) It's fine (It's cool) It's cool Ba-ba-da-ba-baa-ba-da-ba-baaa You can call me the comedian I tell a lot of jokes about my body Leftover meat, decayed and rotting I tell a lot of jokes about my dead friends They don't get mad cause they can’t hear them Road weary chickens are now here to stay The other side just seems so far away If tragedy plus time makes The crowd smile Then I will have them rolling In the aisle You’ve never laughed this fucking hard I tell a lot of jokes ba-ba-da-ba-baaaa It's cool (It's cool) It's cool (It's fine) It's fine (It's cool) It's cool
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6.
You make me Hate myself You’ve taken everything And all you've ever given me is Nothing else When I said I wasn’t lonely What I said, That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie When I told you, it was only What I said to get me by, to get me by, to get me by But I don’t get by I fall Into a black hole When I'm with you Sinking into the blackness All light and life collapses I fall into a black hole When you’re around The gravity is greater You suck and I can’t escape it You make me Feel so small Before your very eyes, I shrink into the proper size of Nothing at all When I said I wasn’t lonely What I said, That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie When I told you, it was only What I said to get me by, to get me by, to get me by But I don’t get by I fall Into a black hole When I'm with you Sinking into the blackness All light and life collapses I fall into a black hole When you’re around The gravity is greater You suck and I can’t escape it I fall Into a black hole When I'm with you I fall Into a black hole When I'm with you

credits

released September 24, 2021

Colin Petkus: Bass, side vocals, bikes, voice of reason
Christopher Thomas: vocals, guitar, long txts, drums, etc

All songs written by Christopher Thomas except “Ghost Boyfriend” originally written and performed by Baby Ghosts. Thanks for making an amazing song. babyghosts.bandcamp.com

Produced, engineered, and mixed by Christopher Thomas.
Recorded mostly in a basement in Seattle, WA, in 2021.
Vocals recorded on Sunday nights at Elliott Bay Community Fitness – in the back by the desk – Seattle, WA. (Thanks, Rohan!)

Additional vocals on “Ghost Boyfriend” by Robin Dove, engineered and produced by Christopher Browder.

Mastered by Troy Glessner at Spectre Studios in Renton, WA.

Design and layout by Christopher Thomas.
Photography by Shlomo Shalev, Christian Lue, Ryan Gagnon, Adam Przewoski, the Austrian National Library, Nick Tsinonis, Steven Aguilar, Quasi Misha, and Michael Dziedzic.

Birdcops past and present:
Colin, Christopher, Clayton, Steven, and Travis.

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Seattle's very first pop-punk band.

Est. 2019

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