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I sang a wrong word in the first verse. But I didn't notice it until days later and.... laziness.

lyrics

I tell a lot of jokes about Jesus
Our deadbeat dad, won’t come to see us

I tell a lot of jokes about my ex-wife
I got the cat, she got the good life

It's cool (It's cool)
It's cool (It's fine)
It's fine (It's cool)
It's cool
Ba-ba-da-ba-baa-ba-da-ba-baaa

It's cool (It's cool)
It's cool (It's fine)
It's fine (It's cool)
It's cool
Ba-ba-da-ba-baa-ba-da-ba-baaa

You can call me the comedian

I tell a lot of jokes about my body
Leftover meat, decayed and rotting

I tell a lot of jokes about my dead friends
They don't get mad cause they can’t hear them

Road weary chickens are now here to stay
The other side just seems so far away

If tragedy plus time makes
The crowd smile
Then I will have them rolling
In the aisle

You’ve never laughed this fucking hard

I tell a lot of jokes
ba-ba-da-ba-baaaa

It's cool (It's cool)
It's cool (It's fine)
It's fine (It's cool)
It's cool

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from your pop​-​punk secret's safe with me, released September 24, 2021

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Seattle's very first pop-punk band.

Est. 2019

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